I heart Melissa McKenzie
i broke my toe
my little one
it’s broken
the bone
it broke
like, no longer in one piece
i kicked my drum stool and looked down to see my little toe pointing 90° left and the rest of my foot pointing right
and then i heard this crack noise
and then i swore lots
and rolled around on the floor some
and tried to focus on that show ‘my strange addiction’ until i forgot about the pain
but this episode was about a guy who was addicted to pulling long soggy hair out of shower drains and feeling the slimeyness between his fingers
and like he was pulling it out of his friends’ showers in secret behind closed doors
and so then i felt like vomming and my little toe was like a big black balloon
and thats as interesting as that story gets
oh but the whole reason i was walking past the drum stool in the first place was to go to the kitchen to grab this FROSTING IN A CAN i bought last weekend to make biographical cupcakes for this guy’s bday
so while i was watching the slimey hair shit i was munging frosting in a can
Ouch !
I came close to breaking that toe once but I broke it open instead when I kicked a box in the dark on the way to the bathroom. The area looked like a crime scene. One bright side: you can usually get away with wearing sandals to work while it heals.
It happens. A friend of mine broke a toe when she tried to climb a garden fence wearing high heels while drunk.
(She later learned that her brother injured himself with a door latch that got through his shoulder on the same weekend. None of them thought of going to the hospital.)
come back good sir!
In second this motion!