Halfling, mother fucker, do you speak it?!

Whatever. If it wasn’t obvious or i haven’t been clear, i play dungeons and dragons. the following happened.

Gamer: (to DM) What are you talking about? We’re in a 5 foot space!

DM: I know.

Gamer: and his initiative was higher than mine!

DM: I know.

Gamer: So if he moves into my 5 foot area, I get an attack of opportunity!

DM: But you didn’t.

Gamer: That is such BULLSHIT!

DM: Yes! Yes, it’s bullshit! IT’S ALL BULLSHIT! It’s called Dungeons and Dragons, but it should be called BULLSHIT!

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