I’d still build a time machine, travel back to the year 2000, buy a cheap pre-economic-collapse bus ticket, ride it to hollywood during the filming of “Almost Famous”, sneak into the studio, tap her on the shoulder, and give her the best fucking kiss I’ve ever given.
She totally was cute. I blame the iPhone commercial.
i blame 500 days of Suckage.
I’d still build a time machine, travel back to the year 2000, buy a cheap pre-economic-collapse bus ticket, ride it to hollywood during the filming of “Almost Famous”, sneak into the studio, tap her on the shoulder, and give her the best fucking kiss I’ve ever given.
Then I’d come back.
No I wouldn’t.