#1. Making me wait half an hour for you to get ready and/or get dressed right in front of me will make me feel respected and/or want to respect you.
#2. Chewing your gum with your mouth open is almost as hot as sitting like a construction worker.
#3. Screaming so you can be heard over the music on the dance floor is a great way to connect!
#4. Taking over my rear-view mirror *while I am driving* in order to fix your make-up is never annoying.
#5. Pawing me in a public coffee shop is just about as awesome as me pawing you.
#6. Trying to manipulate me by intentionally bawling your eyes out in a public place is guaranteed to make me feel at ease.
#7. Never talk about anything that could be of mutual interest to both of us. I feel much more respected when you limit the conversation to things you find exclusively interesting.
#8. It’s a sign of class when you get smashed. Cleaning your vomit out of my car just gives me an opportunity to bond with you.